My DaSilva friends

 Dear Alhad and Bhu

Two vattanas in a pod
Admins allegedly true
Old couple so odd

The stumble, they shuffle
Send lamba ones and fakes,
Yet collective grumble
When panga someone takes

Chutya are the voices
Of knowledge and fact
Damned are the choices
With poor wit and puerile tact

The katta group really knows
It's futile to oppose
So DSB group just flows
With purana repeats 'n prose

Then comes some achcha relief
Thru' big tits and small politics
And sets up a naya belief
That we groupies are not sick

All's fair in a WhatsApp game
Never mind forwards so crude
All's fair in shame and defame
Never mind shabdh so rude

I now stop this silly verse
Else Alhad and dear Bhu
For better or for much worse
Will my phatti chaddi sue.

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