If Virat Kohli Ran a PR Agency

If Virat Kohli ran a PR & Strategic Communications agency with a 11-member team, it would be less of a boardroom and more of a dressing room—full of high-energy huddles, aggressive pitches, and last-over miracle recoveries.  

The agency, Kohli & Co. Crisis Slayers, would operate like an IPL team in the finals—fast-paced, high-pressure, and with a post-match analysis sharper than a bouncer at 150 km/h. Virat, as the captain-CEO, would demand "intent" in every campaign. "Don’t just draft press releases, dominate them!" he’d roar, smashing a stress ball for emphasis.  

His team:  
- The Opener (SEO & Content Expert): Swings between long-form blogs and snappy tweets, setting the brand tone. Gets sledged by Google algorithms but stays unfazed.  
- The Power Hitter (Crisis Communications Lead):Steps in when a client messes up on Twitter—handles trolls like a well-placed cover drive.  
- The Spinner (Media Relations Guru): Turns every news opportunity into a PR win. Slow, strategic, and impossible to read.  
- The Wicketkeeper (Social Media Manager):Always alert, catches every trending hashtag, and stumps out negativity.  
- The All-Rounder (Creative Head): Designs viral campaigns but also writes ad copies that hit sixes.  
- The Fast Bowler (Client Servicing): Aggressive, persuasive, and sometimes too intimidating for clients.  
- The Physio (HR & Team Culture Lead): Handles burnout, keeps morale high, and occasionally gives TED Talks on “Hustle Culture.”  

Pitches would be Verbal T20s , strategy meetings like team huddles before a chase, and deadlines? Let’s just say missing one would invite a death stare as intense as Kohli at 99 runs.  

Clients would either get onboard or get sledged, because at Kohli & Co., every brand story is played like a match-winning innings

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